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Publish or perish
According to an email from the folks at Xanga, I must post something or else my blog will self-destruct in 24 hours. More later.
Friday, 18 May 2007
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Five syllables. Sounds like. Spools trout or drummer.
I am enjoying a homemade lime soda in my new apartment. I don’t know what Stephanie eats around here, because when I opened the fridge for the first time on Monday afternoon, all I found were the leftover mojito fixings from the bachelorette party. Minus the rum of course. But yes, two lime wedges + two squirts of bottled lime juice + four glugs of club soda + one packet of equal = the beverage of the week. Perhaps of summer 2007. Perhaps of my adult life.
I have graduated and moved to Logan Square to live with my high school friend, who is a year older and already well versed in the ways of being a young Chicago professional. Hence the spacious apartment and mojito fixings which I am currently enjoying. I am trying to savor my first and last week of floaterdom in a long time, before starting up a summer job at the Field Museum, for which I am supposed to edit 150 hours of newly digitized tape, all narrated by the same British sea captain, all recorded in 1958 on this now obsolete machine.
School really had me there for awhile. The past two months consisted of holing up in my increasingly disgusting room for increasingly long hours, finishing my research and radio projects, studying for finals, and pausing only to play a frantic round of charades with Kate while Laura studied flashcards on the couch. And then there were the free pizzas, which were delivered to our door night after night by one of Kate’s connections, a kind Minnesotan named Murph.Considering what a nostalgic person I have been in the past, always reaching out and lovingly touching an old tree or book or candy wrapper or something like that, I was surprised to find myself hardly caring about the transition from college. I used to commemorate this sort of thing with a large number of doodles, photos, or other scrapbookable items, or at least try to start up some teary conversations on a sofa with someone. But this time I just put on the put on the cap and gown and tried not to fall asleep.
My only tear, in fact, came when I put Kate on her train back to Springfield. Though it was mostly induced by something hilarious we had just found in my purse, that’s when it hit me that we’d reached the end of an era. I am going to miss that girl, my partner in bean-based recipes and charades, when she is sweltering in a trailer full of volunteers this summer down in New Orleans. While I am highly enjoying my lime soda and the notion of building good credit, I know there will never be anything quite like the late night freakouts, both fun and miserable, that I shared with Kate and Laura at 1246 W. North Shore.
As a small tribute my former roomates, I will now publish some selected items from our past charades, all of which were guessed correctly, with no verbal cues aside from the occasional frustrated scream, most within three minutes or less.
A group of palm trees go to a bar and meet on a pillow filled with eyelashes while on their way to the Million Man March in Rio de Janeiro. (Kate)
Beautiful, pregnant, hip moms at Deluxe Diner eat French toast fried in my brain fluid while I wash dishes in the kitchen on my 47th birthday. (Katie)
Jack Kerouac goes on the road with Jordan in the minivan to Mt. Everest while singing “Wheels on the Bus”---Kerouac flips out and hits Jordan with a box of Zingers, and the van falls on the belly of Michael Jackson’s baby. (Kate)
An old Ukrainian woman at your wedding, threatening your husband with a broken bottle of PBR. (Katie)
An Italian man licking beef-flavored gelato off the streets of Jamaica while Elvis looks on in disgust. (Kate)
Laura riding on a sled of fried tofu through Poland, interviewing elderly people about their sexual past while Sporty Spice throws spoonfuls of chocolate pudding into their eyes. (Katie)
Mao and Gandhi covering themselves with cocoa butter and reading Dorothy Parker from inside a snow globe. (Kate)Steve and Benito Mussolini lost in the lingerie section of K-Mart in Topeka, Kansas, while Art Garfunkel frantically pages them over the PA system. (Katie)
Sunday, 18 March 2007
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One two tree
I got a job at a local school that teaches Spanish to business people. It's just one night a week and I don't even know when I start, but I got a job! A jobby job job. Boj a togi. Boj bojyb boja! In addition to giving me an excuse to brush up on my grammar, this position will allow me to personally coach investment bankers on how to roll their r's. Tee.
Yesterday was mayhem! My fourth St. Patrick's Day in Chicago, but my first time doing as the Romans do. Jordan is largely to thank and blame for this. It started with a gathering at Will's apartment around 10:30, where I had many...uh...conversations. Then we all headed down to the parade and naturally got separated. About 20 people crashed Macy's in order to use the bathroom, but I snuck away to a nearly deserted Old Navy. When I emerged I miraculously met up with Jordan and his friends, plus Caitlin and Kyla at La Strada. We caught, like, two boring seconds of the parade and proceeded onto Miller's Pub.
After more conversations, we boarded the Brown line and headed up to Belmont, where I promptly visited a Subway and got a vegetarian sandwich to begin the process of detoxing my imitation vegetarian self from the rack of lamb that I ate the night before at the Arkadash while watching Angelina, the Turksish bellydancer with the face of Rosie Perez, balance a sparkly cane on her perm. But that's another story.
We then headed to the Blarney Stone in Wrigleyville, where there were plenty of more conversations to be had. By now it was probably 2 p.m, and the place was packed solid. Shanna showed up and chewed corned beef with her mouth open.
We emerged onto Clark Street in broad daylight, shielding our eyes and attempting to orient ourselves towards Wrigley Field. We caught the bus west on Addison to the Cork. During the ride I chatted up a guy with fine features and a green jacket who claimed to not be "into the whole St. Patrick's Day thing," which I found unbelievable because he was carrying a case of Red Stripe Beer. He was a leprechaun, and I could not be convinced otherwise.
Once at the Cork, I was reunited with my roommate Kate, fresh from the Northwestern Irish Alumni Trolley with her Aunt Mary and other party animal relatives. The Cork ruled. I had so many conversations there, I can’t even remember them all. An Irish band played a combination of drinking tunes and John Mellencamp hits. As members of my entourage slowly trickled out or were swallowed up by that great swaying mass of a crowd, Kate and I danced with Aunt Mary until 8 p.m.
Things started to wind down for me at the next place, Higgins I think it was. The MSU game had started so I was surrounded by more green, but it was confusing. I was also hungry so I split a dry corned beef sandwich with Kate after she fished it out of a bucket and spackled it with horseradish sauce. I got tired and desperately wanted to sit down, so I told Kate I was going outside. I found a bike rack with loops that were designed to cradle my bum, so I settled in there. I considered flirting with a young man in a wheelchair but he wheeled past before I could put a sentence together.Kate finally emerged and we headed back towards Roger’s Park, stopping for an ice cream cone on the way. It was all over by 9:30, and I was fast asleep by 10.
Thursday, 01 March 2007
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After wrestling the urge to write yet another entry about the weather, I think I should address the larger problem at hand. College has slowly sapped my will to be creative. My craft supplies are covered in dust. Did you know that stickers can expire? My piano is at Jordan's house. Our band practices keep getting rescheduled because of homework obligations and midterms. My diary is buried somewhere in my room under W-2s and jewelry that I am apparently too practical to wear anymore.
I need to do something, fast. I need to smear myself with poster paint and roll around on a piece of butcher paper in the park, like my roommate Laura did last year when she felt similarly boring. I need to experiment with pastry art. I need to revive my addiction to organizing magazine clippings in various decorative boxes that I decoupaged myself.
It's all the Cuban's fault that I'm suddenly so upset by this. I met him last night at the Literacy Center, during the 15-minute break from teaching ESL to an alarmingly skinny and sarcastic Polish man. Once I found out, over the water cooler, that there was a Cuban in the house, I tracked him down and introduced myself, asking him for recommendations of Cuban films that I could watch for my Latin American Cinema class. In other words, he is a fox.
He was so determined to communicate over the language barrier, and my heart basically melted all over the formica table as I heard him say things like, "Fresas and Chocolate is a movie polemica," and "it is open up minds in the community Hispanic," interspersed with several frustrated Spanish cusswords. I wanted to talk to him in Spanish but my 6'7" boss with the wavy red hair, pale skin and icy blue eyes, which altogether makes him resemble a human American flag, if you can imagine such a frightening thing, was standing right behind us. This is a house of English, I could almost hear him say.
So I told the Cuban that we would discuss films after class. An hour later, once Andy and the other students left, I rushed to write my evening report and put on my coat, naturally getting my scarf tangled in the computer mouse when I stood up, causing me to nearly fall backward into my chair. I recovered and accompanied the Cuban and his Peruvian friend out the door, while mentally coaching myself not to rely too heavily on Ecuadorian teenage slang phrases that would translate roughly as "Hella," "Phat," "Choice," and "My bad."The scoop on the Cuban is that he's a political refugee, escaping imprisonment for x dangerous ideal and y instance of being referenced for such ideals in z internationally-distributed newspaper. He was so engaging and animated, and I was so intimidated and infatuated, that I could hardly concentrate on what he was saying. My chin started to quiver in a way that only happens on the rare occasion when I am experiencing a major moment of cross-cultural communication. My knees started to wobble. The Cuban continued talking and I nodded. I looked nervously at the Peruvian guy, who had apparently heard all of this a million times. Was he prepared to catch me if I fainted?
Ten minutes and several failed attempts to show them that I am capable of putting a Spanish sentence together later, I saw them off on a Northbound 147 bus. The Cuban promised to compile a list of must-see films. I trudged home through the slush, a normally mundane task transformed into a zombie-walk of embarrassment and fantasies of zipping through Havana in a rickety Volkswagen, sitting next to the Cuban and discussing in perfect Spanish our favorite songs by Buena Vista Social Club. Sigh!
Now here I am. Surrounded by boxes of unused stickers. Staring a midterm study guide. Wondering what I should wear to the job fair tomorrow. Wondering if I should erase all this and write about the weather instead. No! That's exactly what the Cuban would not do.

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